I HAVE INTERNET AGAIN, HOME SWEET HOME BABY

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

solsick:

in the name of the david bowie, the david bowie and the david bowie

silohouettes:

I hate when a person says they’ve had a bad day and everyone, instead of trying to cheer them up, enters a competition of who’s had the shittest life

toxicnebulae:

"made-up genders"

ah, yes, as opposed to natural, organic genders harvested from the Gender Tree in the far-off, mystical Gender Land

temariart:

I can’t wait to watch it again next weeeeeek Buckyyyyyyyy

temariart:

I can’t wait to watch it again next weeeeeek Buckyyyyyyyy

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will
marcomallow:

oohh one day i was looking how many died in snk, including titans, and this the results

marcomallow:

oohh one day i was looking how many died in snk, including titans, and this the results

hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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healthier-each-day:

milk-eggs-vodka:

gosh mom I don’t work out to be “cute” and “petite” I work out to have legs that are strong enough to crush the souls of 10,000 men

that´s the spirit